Tumblr (3.0; @crookedrain)http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv9ugpnXcx1qz9x0lo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/301509681http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/301509681Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:10:01 -0700<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu0pxvvBY1qz9x0lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How lovely, and impersonal.</p>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/288496654http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/288496654Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:03:33 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJzbIt37FVo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJzbIt37FVo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jawknee.tumblr.com/post/285412253/this-video-will-change-the-way-you-view-the-world">jawknee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This video will change the way you view the world. Beer, guns, football and a 60 inch TV.</p> <p>whodat!</p> </blockquote>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/285428321http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/285428321Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:52:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BSZQObvltC4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BSZQObvltC4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/280560937http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/280560937Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:22:56 -0700<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse17w82ZD1qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228982344http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228982344Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:45:31 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse17aJuRI1qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228982075http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228982075Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:45:09 -0700<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse16vorOa1qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228981941http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228981941Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:44:55 -0700<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse16kM0PV1qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An email from my mom. “neat pumpkins and dogs”</p>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228981755http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/228981755Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:44:43 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/222597943/tumblr_ks28f1152d1qz9x0l&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/222597943http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/222597943Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:49:49 -0700<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krsstk9RC61qzu92co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://damedash.tumblr.com/post/217857304/i-completely-thoroughly-enjoyed">damedash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I completely thoroughly enjoyed</p> </blockquote>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/219243448http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/219243448Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:20:10 -0700<p><a href="http://angbang.tumblr.com/post/218844198">angbang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theverybest.tumblr.com/post/218842960/average-penis-size-by-state">theverybest</a>:</p> <blockquote><ol> <li>District of Columbia - 7.59 </li> <li>New York - 7.50 </li> <li>California - 7.45 </li> <li>Florida - 7.44</li> <li>Kentucky - 7.42 </li> <li>Georgia - 7.41 </li> <li>North Carolina - 7.39 </li> <li>Pennsylvania - 7.39 </li> <li>Rhode Island - 7.38 </li> <li>Minnesota - 7.34 </li> <li>West Virginia - 7.32 </li> <li>Illinois - 7.31 </li> <li>Arizona - 7.31 </li> <li>South Dakota - 7.31 </li> <li>Texas - 7.30 </li> <li>Ohio - 7.30 </li> <li>Missouri - 7.30 </li> <li>Nevada - 7.29 </li> <li>Kansas - 7.29 </li> <li>Mississippi - 7.28 </li> <li>Oregon - 7.27 </li> <li>Tennessee - 7.27 </li> <li>Massachusetts - 7.27 </li> <li>Maryland - 7.27 </li> <li>Hawaii - 7.24 </li> <li>South Carolina - 7.24 </li> <li>Colorado - 7.23 </li> <li>Louisiana - 7.22 </li> <li>North Dakota - 7.22 </li> <li>Michigan - 7.20</li> <li>Connecticut - 7.20 </li> <li>Wisconsin - 7.19 </li> <li>Idaho - 7.19 </li> <li>Vermont - 7.16 </li> <li>Nebraska - 7.15 </li> <li>Washington - 7.15 </li> <li>Utah - 7.14 </li> <li>Virginia - 7.12</li> <li>Montana - 7.10 </li> <li>New Jersey - 7.10 </li> <li>New Hampshire - 7.08 </li> <li>Indiana - 7.08 </li> <li>New Mexico - 7.06 </li> <li>Alabama - 7.05 </li> <li>Maine - 6.98 </li> <li>Iowa - 6.96 </li> <li>Oklahoma - 6.96 </li> <li>Arkansas - 6.96 </li> <li>Delaware - 6.94 </li> <li>Wyoming - 6.92 </li> <li>Alaska - 6.34 </li> </ol></blockquote> <blockquote>no wonder most of my gay friends moved to DC. ha.</blockquote> </blockquote> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2009/09/manhunt-sizes-em-up.html">the credibility of this source is overwhelming</a> (sarcasm by the way)</p>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/219228112http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/219228112Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:56:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fi_BKpKUD20&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fi_BKpKUD20&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jawknee.tumblr.com/post/207984395/dude-has-184-videos-of-him-reviewing-different">jawknee</a>:</p> <blockquote>Dude has 184 videos of him “reviewing” different types of dip. I’ve watched about 20. Comedy gold.</blockquote>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/208160415http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/208160415Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:36:11 -0700<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqg2rwvtXv1qz9x0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/195285369http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/195285369Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:07:08 -0700<p>I just woke from a nap dream. Timmy and I were rollerblading on a playground doin’ AGGRESSIVE INLINE SKATING tricks n’ shit. An overweight woman under a tree said we were “slummy.” I told her she should buy some skates for exercise. We raced back home where Johnny was playing Call of Duty.</p>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/194605394http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/194605394Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:47:00 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqd4cgFx191qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193999623http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193999623Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:48:16 -0700<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqd3yigO331qz9x0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193995872http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193995872Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:39:54 -0700<p>FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER.</p>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193866484http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/193866484Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:01:38 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq8gvonHOu1qz9x0lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/191943842http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/191943842Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:31:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lvU-DislkI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lvU-DislkI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/179145425http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/179145425Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:28:00 -0700<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpf4sdqGap1qz9x0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/179139827http://crookedrain.tumblr.com/post/179139827Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:19:25 -0700