October 21, 2009

average penis size by state:

angbang:

theverybest:

  1. District of Columbia - 7.59 
  2. New York - 7.50 
  3. California - 7.45 
  4. Florida - 7.44
  5. Kentucky - 7.42 
  6. Georgia - 7.41 
  7. North Carolina - 7.39 
  8. Pennsylvania - 7.39 
  9. Rhode Island - 7.38 
  10. Minnesota - 7.34 
  11. West Virginia - 7.32 
  12. Illinois - 7.31 
  13. Arizona - 7.31 
  14. South Dakota - 7.31 
  15. Texas - 7.30 
  16. Ohio - 7.30 
  17. Missouri - 7.30 
  18. Nevada - 7.29 
  19. Kansas - 7.29 
  20. Mississippi - 7.28 
  21. Oregon - 7.27 
  22. Tennessee - 7.27 
  23. Massachusetts - 7.27 
  24. Maryland - 7.27 
  25. Hawaii - 7.24 
  26. South Carolina - 7.24 
  27. Colorado - 7.23 
  28. Louisiana - 7.22 
  29. North Dakota - 7.22 
  30. Michigan - 7.20
  31. Connecticut - 7.20 
  32. Wisconsin - 7.19 
  33. Idaho - 7.19 
  34. Vermont - 7.16 
  35. Nebraska - 7.15 
  36. Washington - 7.15 
  37. Utah - 7.14 
  38. Virginia - 7.12
  39. Montana - 7.10 
  40. New Jersey - 7.10 
  41. New Hampshire - 7.08 
  42. Indiana - 7.08 
  43. New Mexico - 7.06 
  44. Alabama - 7.05 
  45. Maine - 6.98 
  46. Iowa - 6.96 
  47. Oklahoma - 6.96 
  48. Arkansas - 6.96 
  49. Delaware - 6.94 
  50. Wyoming - 6.92 
  51. Alaska - 6.34 
no wonder most of my gay friends moved to DC. ha.

the credibility of this source is overwhelming (sarcasm by the way)

October 8, 2009

jawknee:

Dude has 184 videos of him “reviewing” different types of dip. I’ve watched about 20. Comedy gold.
September 23, 2009
September 22, 2009

I just woke from a nap dream. Timmy and I were rollerblading on a playground doin’ AGGRESSIVE INLINE SKATING tricks n’ shit. An overweight woman under a tree said we were “slummy.” I told her she should buy some skates for exercise. We raced back home where Johnny was playing Call of Duty.

September 22, 2009
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FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER.

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