crooked rain

average penis size by state:

angbang:

theverybest:

1. District of Columbia - 7.59 
2. New York - 7.50 
3. California - 7.45 
4. Florida - 7.44
5. Kentucky - 7.42 
6. Georgia - 7.41 
7. North Carolina - 7.39 
8. Pennsylvania - 7.39 
9. Rhode Island - 7.38 
10. Minnesota - 7.34 
11. West Virginia - 7.32 
12. Illinois - 7.31 
13. Arizona - 7.31 
14. South Dakota - 7.31 
15. Texas - 7.30 
16. Ohio - 7.30 
17. Missouri - 7.30 
18. Nevada - 7.29 
19. Kansas - 7.29 
20. Mississippi - 7.28 
21. Oregon - 7.27 
22. Tennessee - 7.27 
23. Massachusetts - 7.27 
24. Maryland - 7.27 
25. Hawaii - 7.24 
26. South Carolina - 7.24 
27. Colorado - 7.23 
28. Louisiana - 7.22 
29. North Dakota - 7.22 
30. Michigan - 7.20
31. Connecticut - 7.20 
32. Wisconsin - 7.19 
33. Idaho - 7.19 
34. Vermont - 7.16 
35. Nebraska - 7.15 
36. Washington - 7.15 
37. Utah - 7.14 
38. Virginia - 7.12
39. Montana - 7.10 
40. New Jersey - 7.10 
41. New Hampshire - 7.08 
42. Indiana - 7.08 
43. New Mexico - 7.06 
44. Alabama - 7.05 
45. Maine - 6.98 
46. Iowa - 6.96 
47. Oklahoma - 6.96 
48. Arkansas - 6.96 
49. Delaware - 6.94 
50. Wyoming - 6.92 
51. Alaska - 6.34 

no wonder most of my gay friends moved to DC. ha.

the credibility of this source is overwhelming (sarcasm by the way)

I just woke from a nap dream. Timmy and I were rollerblading on a playground doin’ AGGRESSIVE INLINE SKATING tricks n’ shit. An overweight woman under a tree said we were “slummy.” I told her she should buy some skates for exercise. We raced back home where Johnny was playing Call of Duty.